Choose an exit
A doorbell, an alarm, a storm, a call from Mom. Pin the four you trust most.
Android · Free · Offline
Your Perfect Exit.
Realistic emergency sounds and fake calls to leave awkward situations with a single tap.
Works offline
Every sound is on your device.
Private by design
No account, no tracking.
One tap access
Four favourites always ready.
Realistic audio
Recorded to be believed.
Features
Built for the moment you need to be somewhere else.
01
50+ realistic sounds
Doorbells, alarms, storms, babies, social apps, emergencies and much more — each one recorded and trimmed to sound like it happened in the room.
02
Fake calls that feel real
Simulate Android, iPhone and WhatsApp calls with your own contact name, number and photo. Right down to the ringtone and the accept screen.
03
One-tap shortcuts
Keep your four favourite exits pinned to the home screen. No scrolling, no searching — the exit is one thumb away before anyone notices.
04
Play audio discreetly
The screen turns completely black while the sound keeps playing. Set a fuse of 5, 10 or 30 seconds, pocket the phone, and let it fire on its own.
05
Customize your exit
Import your own sounds, trim the exact window, pick an icon, choose a category and star the ones you rely on most.
How it works
Three seconds from stuck to gone.
Tap once
Set a fuse if you need a head start. The screen goes dark, the sound fires.
Leave naturally
Apologise, glance at the phone, and walk out like anyone else would.
Why EXITPLAN
Everything an excuse should be.
Fast
The exit fires in the time it takes to check a notification.
Private
Nothing leaves your phone. Ever.
Offline
Airplane mode, basement, foreign SIM — it still works.
No account
Install and use. No email, no password, no profile.
Instant
Opens straight into your four pinned exits.
Realistic
Audio and call screens people actually believe.
Screenshots
The whole app, top to bottom.
Reviews
“I've used it during countless meetings.”
“The fake calls are incredibly convincing.”
“The design alone made me download it.”
FAQ
Questions, answered.
Ready for your perfect exit?
Free on Google Play. No account, no internet, no explanations.